Why breaking and entering isn't a great idea—from the Post: "A heroic Brooklyn dad whacked a home invader with a machete after hearing his daughter's screams for help, sources said. Dwayne Johnson, 28, allegedly slipped into the house on Amersfort Place in Flatbush Monday. When the homeowner's daughter saw him and screamed, her father grabbed a machete and hit Johnson, who ran off but was caught later. Johnson was hospitalized in stable condition."