BARUCH HOUSES, LOWER EAST SIDE—PLEASED TO ADVISE THAT I HAVE KILLED THE BASTARDS & STRUNG THEM UP FOR THEIR COMRADES TO SEE STOP

SKIN CRAWLED & ARMS GREW TIRED HOISTING THEM UP SCAFFOLDING BUT WAR ON RATS IS GRIM BUSINESS STOP

TELL MAYOR BLAZ EXCESS OF $3 MM NECESSARY FOR FULL ERADICATION STOP

TELL FAMILY I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH STOP

YOUR HUMBLE ANONYMOUS MUTANT RAT SLAYER

[h/t Bowery Boogie]