Yes, we wrote MILF, because that seemed the best way to approximate the call for women to participate in the Hottest Mom in America auditions. Uh huh - hot moms in the NYC area will get to strut their stuff this Saturday at the NYC auditions. The search for the Hottest Mom in America is for some sort of reality competition. It's being cast in Dallas, Miami, Chicago, Atlanta and LA as well, though we think the NYC competition will be pretty stiff. And the prizes are $25,000 in cash, $25,000 in scholarship money for a child, and being the spokeswoman for Restylane (it's a wrinkle-filler-in or something)! In the words of Chicagoist, it's a sending your kid into years of therapy is a small price to pay if you can be the Hottest Mom in America.

The auditions are on Saturday, starting at 8AM at Shetler Studios in Midtown West. But, be warned: Chicagoist noticed this sentence in the release - "I…understand that my appearance, depiction and/or portrayal in the program may be disparaging, defamatory, embarrassing or of an otherwise unfavorable nature, which may expose me to public ridicule, humiliation or condemnation.”

Photograph of Chicago's Hottest Mom auditionees from Rich Mohr Photography/ All rights reserved