Post columnist Andrea Peyser can be relied upon for trenchant insights, like how Lindsay Lohan "needs a swift kick to the teeth" and that the Times Square pedestrian plazas are catastrophes. Now she sets sights on Rudy Giuliani's relationship with (allegedly) shoplifting daughter Caroline: "Caroline's primal scream is aimed at her dad. In photos on her MySpace page, she is seen at Harvard parties slugging from a champagne bottle or holding cocktail glasses that appear to contain beverages illegal for those under 21. Caroline is a girl crying out to be noticed. Or punished. Or loved. Rudy, do something. Your child needs you."