Big day for presidential news on the right today! Not only is non-candidate New Jersey Governor Chris Christie endorsing Massachusetts man Mitt Romney but the Mayor of 9/11 Town himself has chosen today to make a very special election 2012 announcement of his own. Y'all ready for this? Rudy Giuliani is not going to run for president.

"If it's too late for Chris Christie, it's too late for me," the former mayor of New York told a crowd at a Long Island Association event today. This is great, people. Now Rudy will have more time to shill for local nuclear power plants!