They rescue kittens from barbed wire and flex their muscles for calendars, but it seems the FDNY's mastery of the material world doesn't end there: they also have extraordinary equilibrium. Ladies and gentlemen behold the FDNY balancing a truck on a Bruckner Expressway median.

According to the Daily News, the driver sustained minor injuries after losing control of his maintenance vehicle in the Soundview section of the Bronx about 11 a.m. today. The truck has since been coaxed down from its pedestal. It's unclear exactly what caused the accident, or how the driver managed to balance the truck so perfectly on the barrier, but you know how it is, a magician never reveals his tricks.