The gentlemen behind the blog Where Todd P Won't Be emailed us last night with the following urgent press release:

BREAKING (GIF Siren) -- Alec Baldwin picking teeth at US Open tonight during the female quarterfinal at the US Open earlier tonight. Developing....

We deeply regret sitting on this so long, but better late than never. Isn't Baldwin the man? Look at that focus and intensity. ABCoCT: Always Be Closing on Clean Teeth, right? Right. And for the Alec Baldwin dental hygiene completists out there, here's the whole series of screen shots, from futile tongue sweep to full finger pick.