At this point, just about every credible world organization has either discredited or disavowed Iranian clown-of-the-century Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his wacky conspiracies theories on 9/11. And now, the terror organization who was responsible for the September 11 attacks has had it with Ahmadinejad passing the blame to everyone but them: "Al Qaeda...succeeded in what Iran couldn't. Therefore it was necessary for the Iranians to discredit 9/11 and what better way to do so? Conspiracy theories," claimed an author in the latest issue of the al Qaeda English-language magazine "Inspire."

That's right—even al Qaeda thinks Ahmadinejad, who gave his annual argle-bargle speech at the U.N. last week, is a ridiculous, attention-starved nutjob. The author, Abu Suhail, accused Iran of being "jealous" of al Qaeda's success in unifying "the hearts and minds of the disenfranchised Muslims around the world." The author also implies that Ahmadinejad's wild rantings stem from a deep rooted insecurity, knowing he'll never be the most hated/craziest anti-American despot in the world (we still hate you Mahmoud!).

"The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al Qaeda was behind 9/11 but rather, the U.S. government. So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?" the article pointedly asks. This means that Iran and Iraq are basically the Biggie/Tupac of anti-American countries...and yes, Ahmadinejad definitely would like it if you called him "Big Poppa."