Well, this is a most unfortunate tale: a random hookup between two men went horribly awry when one secretly filmed the encounter and put the video online, only to have the other man come across it on a porn site. What would you do if you found yourself an unwitting amateur video star? Yeah, you'd probably have your hookup arrested, too.

East Harlem resident Eric Wilson met the 24-year-old victim, who was not named, on the porn site Xtube. They agreed to meet at Wilson's apartment on Christmas Eve for some, ahem, quality time together, which the victim didn't realize Wilson was filming from a hidden camera in his home. Days later, the victim was again cruising Xtube when he came across a video of himself and Wilson going at it, much to his surprise.

Wilson allegedly hoped to profit off the video, though it's unclear whether or not he actually did. He was arrested last week on charges of unlawful surveillance. We, in the meantime, look forward to the more sanitized Hollywood version of this strange and sordid tale.