Dear Hipsters,

When you're drunk, don't even think about making obscene comments to the anyone else, especially ladies you don't know, or else you'll get smacked down. When you're sober, at least you'd have the good sense to walk away. We heard about an incident at an East Village eatery where your drunken brethren tried to harrass and intimidate some upstanding men and women. After some scuffling and many clean punches, net net, Hipsters 0, FOG (Friend of Gothamist) 1.

Your Friendly NY Blog,

Proof your time has passed: The Hipster Handbook by Robert Lanham.