Subway survivor Scott Heins captured this cozy moment aboard an A train between Franklin and Hoyt-Schermerhorn at roughly 8:50 a.m. today. (Scott Heins / Gothamist)

How is it Monday already? Also, how is Trump still President? Also, where the devil is the A train? These are haunting questions! All we know at this point is that the MTA spread a little extra Monday on this morning's commute, with signal problems at York Street causing an avalanche of delays on the A, F, and G lines

Some F trains have been rerouted on the G from Bergen Street to Court Square, while other F trains were sent along the E line from Court Square to Jackson Heights-Roosevelt Avenue. The MTA also reports "extensive delays in both directions" on the A and C lines this morning "following Sandy repair work." And apparently the 1 train isn't going to save you either:

On the plus side, the subway Wi-Fi is working great!

Let's just remember that the A train is just a mental construct. Close your eyes and you can be anywhere.

And it could always be worse... it could be the F train.

In the end, your attitude determines your altitude you guys.

If you found this commute frustrating, tell your state representatives and Governor Cuomo to stop robbing the MTA of badly needed funding and figure out a way to come up with more cash for a 21st Century transit system.