You can put it in your custard, you can put it in your bum. You can bake it into cookies, or stir it into rum. Goat meat, Sponge Bob, diapers, wine. Sneaking cocaine thru an airport? Don't even waste your time.

Late last month, after Karlo Oscata flew into Newark from Lima, Peru, authorities wondered why his luggage was so heavy. According to Customs officials, Oscata's luggage included a picture frame, two jars, a glass bottle, and six wooden coasters.

All of the items contained cocaine, totaling five pounds, which the government estimates is worth $87,000. Oscata, a U.S. citizen, now faces charges for narcotics smuggling.