Cops were forced to close 14th Street between 7th and 8th Avenues last night after two men were arrested for attempting to rob a massage parlor. Police arrested the suspects and seized one gun, and no one was injured in the robbery attempt. Four women working in the parlor were taken to a bar across the street to await questioning, where one bar patron observed, "There were all these police with guns drawn. I've never seen police action like this." The NYPD: Vigilantly protecting your happy endings since 1845.