According to NY1, the temperature at JFK hit 94 degrees at 1 p.m., which doesn't sound so bad until you factor in the humidity—it actually feels like freakin 108.AccuWeather predicts the city will hit a RealFeel® high of 109 today. Have you thrown a chair through a French door and passionately embraced Kathleen Turner yet? Instead of property destruction, maybe it's time to get the hell out of town, like balmy Miami or refreshing Memphis. These are the conditions in various cities in the Western Hemisphere, as recorded by Weather.com between 1:15 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. EST:

Is it too early to crank up the Lovin' Spoonful and crack open a Shiner? Your friends at Gothamist Headquarters say no, it is not too early: