Right out of Jayson Blair's (and many others') playbook, the Wall Street Journal gives tips for "white-collar slacking." Jane Spencer's article elegantly sums it up:

It has never been easier to be a white-collar slacker. While the uninitiated are still grousing about how mobile technology has created a 24/7 work culture and sabotaged their private time, a savvier crowd has moved on to a more rewarding pursuit: using technology to make it look like you're working when you're not.

There's also a handy chart on "How To Fake It" with today's technology. Wall Street Journal, you're just encouraging us! [Via Metafilter]