Walking home from a New Year's party last night, we passed four people throwing up on the sidewalk. A couple were being assisted by friends, but the others were just lying on the pavement, spewing their guts out alone. When we got back to our apartment building, we noticed that the management company had decided to celebrate the New Year by updating the "no peeing in the hallways" signs. How's this for a New Year's Resolution: keep your goddamn bodily fluids to yourself, NYC!