Tight; Photo - Earl JeanGothamist reader Glenn emailed us about this Craig's List entry, based on our previous posts on boys who wear girls' jeans and metrosexuals:

i am small and i only wear tight pants... i wear a size 3 or for in womens jeans... i can teach you guitar or buy you a drink or tell your ugly friend she is pretty to make her feel good... i dont like new jeans and i prefer to wear broken in jeans so ladies... if your throwing any out... the goodwill is not the answer... give them to me.... i will love them and use them well...

Oh, hell's bells. Tight pants? Well, mister, check out these health issues for men who wear tight pants before you whole-heartedly embrace the tight pants. And non-tight-pants wearers, it's not a bad idea for you to check them out, too (anal itch, chafed penis, etc.) Although low sperm production for tight-pants-wearers...maybe that's not a bad thing, to stop the line right there, evolution as it were.