- Thinking, "Hey, someone's graduating!" when first glancing at this Times' homepage image.
- The fact that the Paris Hilton sex tape is being marketed under the name "One Night in Paris." It's genius, but, still, so wrong.
- Wanting to buy a Hummer, especially if you live in Brooklyn.
- The Daredevil spinoff, Elektra. The Goran Visnjic part is cool, but really, there's no need.
- Acting strangely on a plane with a butane lighter.