According to the Times, the college graduating Class of 2003 is complaining about the lack of jobs available these days. Well, Gothamist is sure the Class of 1992 or 1993 has some advice for you.
But don't fret, Gothamist (Class of 1998) has some suggestions for you:
Crack whore intern
Anil Dash's intern
Assistant to Anna Wintour
Person who throws rose petals on the floor of J.Lo's dressing room
The Times also notes that the students who secured jobs at Rubbermaid turned into campus celebrities by virture of having jobs.