Speaking of being tweaked out, I managed to cut rather deeply into my thumb with a plastic knife this morning in Chicago. Not the kind of plastic knife terrorists use but the average plastic disposable knife you get by the 24 count at the grocery store. My opposable thumb has been thwarted by my attempt to cut open a bagel.
Published Apr 10, 2003
Modified Mar 6, 2008
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