You aren't invited...but you can still vote for your favorite New York deejays, party and club. Those are three of the awards that will be given out in a few weeks at Paper Magazine's NYC Nightlife Awards show. We actually try to avoid every single place nominated on the club list, but we're sure there are a few of you out there that find overpriced drinks, over tanned people and a trek to the Meatpacking District a desirable night out. If that's not your thing either, then vote for your favorite party...Eugene Hutz is up against the Misshapes. Only in New York.

So, vote or die!