Mo Kin, the most adorable prodigy we've seen in the past month; Photo: RobPongi.com

If Kim Jong Il's North Korean army is built of tiny prodigies, like the adorable three year old Mo Kin who can play the xylophone like nobody's business or mug and sing shamelessly in a creepy Shirley Templeish way, the U.S. is screwed.

From RobPongi.com, the brainchild of a Rob Pongi, who also hosts the 'The Roppongi Video Happy Hour' which is "by, for, and about, Japanese and foreigners coming together for fun and games" and wears "construction helmets, flags, funny glasses, funny Japanese sashes, white gloves and loud-colored jackets" during the show.