Like any esteem-challenged narcissist, when someone does something like...oh, misspell my name, I wonder why that person hates me so much to have my name incorrectly entered into Outlook contacts and then actually e-mail me with it. Then I decide to go the distance by passive aggressively posting this. But not 100% passive-aggressive, as I could have posted his/her e-mail address as well. Or maybe that is passive-aggressive.
My Pirate name would be "Black Jenny Kidd." I like my description:
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
But, ugh, Jenny. From now on, I'm Jen. Just Jen.
The other part of my name causes some reaction.