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A very good question, posed by KB, about Roger Clemens unretiring and going to the Houston Astros: What happens to the Humvee his Yankees teammates bought him as a going–away gift? Gothamist knows that a Houston radio station was trying to get him another late last year, but isn't it in bad taste, to the guys he played with for a couple years, to keep the car as a retirement gift when he's not retiring? Isn't the etiquette, if a wedding/engagement is called off, to return the gifts?

The Post calls him a turncoat AND an "Asstro." Yankee fans are angry. The embarrassment continues on for George Steinbrenner.