2007_01_s8seconds.jpgNo, no. That smell of shit coming from The Garden isn't the Knicks. After all, they have improved ever so slightly. It's actual bull feces because Professional Bull Riding's Versus Invitational is here. If you liked Luke Perry in 8 Seconds, this is the event for you. The two-day event will open PBR's 2007 season with competitions tonight at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 1 p.m..

To promote this weekend's events, the PBR was giving free bull taxi rides during the week. And if you're like Gothamist and don't know much about bull riding, Wikipedia has a nice page on points and scoring.

2007_01_sversusinv.jpgIf watching bull riding isn't enough fun for you, you can also meet some of the riders Saturday night at The Garden's Terrace Room in a free event they're calling Night Club PBR. We can't think of a better place to spend a Saturday night.

Shockingly, there are plenty of good seats still available for the event on Saturday and Sunday.