Newsday/AP report that a JP Morgan treasurer embezzled $4.5 million from Columbia University and other accounts. She was sentenced to 7 years in jail through a guilty plea, but in my book, that's not enough. Who the hell do these white-collar criminals think they are? Hats off to whoever realized $4.5million was missing, but what's also sick is that I could imagine Columbia, with the huge endowment it does have, might not have noticed it immediately.

Alma mater: Columbia University