Dave Eggers, HeartbreakerLiterary hipster Dave Eggers spoke at Harvard and gave his thoughts on the state of Major League Baseball:

“I fucking hate the Yankees,” Eggers offered at one point, winning raucous applause. “It seems like IBM is fielding a baseball team.”

Eggers, you're just bitter because Magowan got rid of Dusty Baker. Go sell some pirate stuff.

[Via Gawker]