If you've always felt like the world was just too screwed up to go on living in, maybe you should think about moving to Utopia, Queens (attention Curbed, 2-bedroom apartments go for about $1300!) We imagine it looks something like Mayberry, but with people of all ethnicities living together in harmony. The people are kind to one another, and always say hello in the morning. There is no crime, and John Lennon's Imagine plays on constant loop in the local supermarkets. Have you been there? Tell us what it's like. [We defy you to come up with a more interesting neighborhood name. If you want to try, you can check out all the maps on the Community Resource Guide or check out the list of neighborhoods in all 5 boroughs at Wikipedia (bottom of the page.)]