Breaking news: Fame cancels out conviction. Reality television star Jon Gosselin shared this late-breaking, profound information last night with celebrity Rabbi Shmuley Boteach and a live audience at New York City's West Side Jewish Center. He even begged the media to leave him alone, "Thank you guys for showing up tonight, but please, stop showing up... I didn't ask for this [fame]... I hardly ever go out in New York because of it. The paparazzi are everywhere here."

Reflecting on his disintegrating marriage to the mother of his eight children, Kate Gosselin, Jon claimed he regretted having a relationship with on-a-break-girlfriend Hailey Glassman in the public eye. "That was a huge mistake, because if [Kate] would've done that to me, I would have been extremely pissed off. Not because our relationship is over, it's almost like a stab in the back. And now that I think about it, it was a very wrong thing to do."

While Jon also admitted that he "should never have gone to France" with Glassman, he didn't admit that he shouldn't have met up with Christian Audigier on the trip or subjected his children to traumatizing fashion choices. After all, there is only so much America's Rabbi can accomplish in regular study sessions.