About four years ago I was accidently involved in a sort of bizarre love triangle with a guy named Tony Roach and a girl named Annie. I was flipping through the latest issue of the Columbia Alumni Newsletter when I couldn't help but notice a little entertainment piece on Tony's Birmingham, Alabama band: CATALYTIC. I wouldn't say that their lyrics are altogether, um, good, but who knows- it's not like you need much talent to succeed in the music industry. And it's strange, although we've never really met, I've always felt a certain affection for Tony Roach.