A Starbucks is coming to Williamsburg, not that it even matters anymore.

Eater NY reported the upcoming invasion of the behemoth chain, noting barista and shift supervisor listings for a location at 405-409 Union Avenue in, er, Bkooklyn, NY. God-willing, Bkooklyn, NY is a real place located somewhere north of Utica, and not a mere two blocks from the BQE.

Then again, this is happening soon. Whatever.