The manager of One Lucky Duck in Chelsea Market is on the lookout for a health-conscious cookie thief who he claims has twice tried to rob his store of vegan, organic cookies in the past month. Jonathan Wright tells the Post that the woman in question, armed with her purple scooter and Mace, has twice tried to rob him of gingerbread cookies—the first time hitting him with her scooter as he tried to stop her! She's probably still reeling over the departure of the "Cookie Man."
She returned last Wednesday and allegedly tried to Mace Wright before scooting away, yelling, "Fuck you! I'll be back every day! You can count on it!" Wright says he snapped this shot just before she pulled the Mace, and has warned other stores to be wary of her. Except for Dickson's Farmstand Meats, they're probably safe.