Every year, hopeful pieces of nature present themselves to Steven Wymer, dreaming to make possible the alpine ambrosia known as s’mores.
YOUR BOOTFALLS HAVE AWOKEN ME. LOOK, CREATOR! I AM THE STICK ON THE GROUND, THE FORGOTTEN ANTLER.
Turn up the heat for everyone’s inner s’more lover. Rustic Roasters are the marshmallow-melting, weiner-wielding sticks every fireplace or fire pit was meant to have.
FIRE BORN, AND FROM FIRE WE SHALL RETURN.
Only a few of these reclaimed branches and natural shed antlers are selected, then lovingly shaped and stained, cured and crafted. Today Steven’s secret to roasty-toasty goodness is known as The Rustic Roaster.
STAIN ME. STAIN ME FOR YOUR CALLOUSED HANDS. HOOVES WERE NEVER GENTLE, BUT TENDER IS YOUR CRAFT.
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Stack your favorite graham cracker with a piece of chocolate of your choice and one perfectly roasted marshmallow, then top with another cracker.
SHOVE THE STEEL IN ME, STEVE. PENETRATE MY SKIN WITH PERFECT KNOWLEDGE.
Sticks are sold in coordinating sets; no single stick is quite like another. Complete your marshmallow-melting, wiener-wielding set with a custom holder made from reclaimed wood (fine furniture quality), sold separately.
MY TINY SPLINTERED TONGUE LAPS AT THE POOL OF IMMORTALITY (SOLD SEPARATELY).
To complete this experience, included in every package is our handcrafted note cards, written with our one-of-a- kind branch pencils, also included and nicely fastened on the note card itself! Yes, that’s right, the branch pencil that is used to write on the note card is included in the gift set!
THE BURN THAT MARKS US AS ONE.
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A gift that sticks out! Your roasters are beautifully packaged in our rustic shipping box. When you open the box, you’ll find your roasters hand tied with old fashion jute and our signature engraved Rustic Roaster “tree ring” (Custom Engraving available, see below for details!) All carefully protected with natural crinkle paper.
AFTER I AM TRANSFORMED, PUT ME IN A SARCOPHAGUS MADE OF MY DEAD BROTHERS AND SISTERS. PEACEFUL IS THE SLEEP OF SINGULARITY.
Spread 1 tablespoon peanut butter (at room temperature, for easy spreading) onto a thin, crisp chocolate water (such as Nabisco Famous Chocolate Waters).
FRESH BLOOD WAFTS OVER THE COOL MORNING DEW. THE HUNT. THERE IS NO "ROOM" HERE.
Slide 1 skewer-toasted marshmallow onto peanut butter. Top with a second wafer and squish down gently. Eat, licking fingers.
THE PUFFY WHITE FLESH CREAKS AND BUBBLES. BRIGHT IS THE FIRE, SHARP IS THE GRAHAM CRACKER. GENTLY LICK.
The Fat Boy Roasters (Set of Two) $79. Custom Rustic Elk Holder
TWO TO ROAST, FOR YOU? GRASP ME. IT IS FALL.