Welcome, pet food fetish porn enthusiasts! This video features hardcore graphic footage of women eating a wide variety of dog food. Why, you ask? Well, because some pet food is classified as "human grade," and freelance writer Jessica Pilot decided to find out if she could actually stomach it. Also, she is a freelancer, so who knows how long she's been waiting to get paid from her last job. For this tasting, conducted for an article in Faster Times, she's joined by her mysterious friend, a dog food connoisseur who enjoys most of the selections—but not the "Natural Balance New Zealand Lamb Meal," which she says "definitely tastes like traditional dog food." [Via Grub Street]