Remember that man who mesmerized a nation by fastidiously licking his shoe in the subway? He's got some competition. Here's a young man licking a subway railing from top to bottom. Why would he drag his tongue along something we try to avoid touching at all costs? For the glory. And a dollar:

TOTALLY worth it. You know this kid is going to get so much tail once the girls at school see this video go viral. Speaking of which, might as well get a Kickstarter going for his Hepatitis hospitalization.

Update: Here—in Spanish—is a clip of Bart Simpson licking a NYC subway car pole for money in "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson."