If you enjoy watching the hopes and dreams of America's sugar-addled youth crushed, have we got the video for you! On Monday night Jimmy Kimmell asked his viewers with children to hide their children's Halloween candy and then tell them that they ate all of it. Oh, and he also asked them to videotape the whole thing and put them on YouTube. And they did! Last night Kimmell aired a supercut of the results, and, well—just watch:

So many of them are so good—the mom who blames it on her pregnancy, the boy who punches a wall—but the kids who then lecture their parents about how hard they worked for that candy are clearly the winners in this sadistic experiment. Also, can this please now be an annual post-Halloween tradition? [H/T BWE]