Take home "an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat" right now, with Pork Barrel BBQ's new barbecue-scented cologne, Que. Craving the lingering after-smells of charred flesh, beer, and bodily fluids in an easily spritzable form, Pork Barrel worked with "a team of craftsmen and fine perfumers" to create "the perfect barbecue aroma." Dab some behind your ears or on your inner wrist to attract the attention of loose women and stray dogs everywhere!

The cologne is available online here (with free shipping! Perfect for Father's Day!), and here are some of the disturbing/brilliant ads for the smelly stuff:

[via Laughing Squid]