Food Network star (and recent Anthony Bourdain victim) Sandra Lee, fan of cocktail time and cockatoos, sure has a mouth on that pretty little face! Behold this strangely transfixing blooper reel, in which the Semi-First Lady paws at her own breasts, curses, and shows a surprising level of self-deprecation:

It's a whole new side of Sandy! What's next? She finally fesses up for that Kwanzaa cake? [via The Daily What]