Feeding yourself is a messy business, isn't it? Luckily, the folks at the company "Popcorn, Indiana" have recognized how difficult it is to put food in your mouth using your own hands, and they've invented a nifty machine to do it for you! Called the Popinator, this little guy is a voice-activated popcorn launcher, meaning it'll shoot a kernel right into your mouth whenever you say the word, "pop!" Voila:

Right now, the Popinator seems to be sequestered at the Popcorn, Indiana headquarters in New Jersey (yes, New Jersey), but the company tells Engadget, "Based on the very positive responses we are getting online, we think this is well worth looking into as a commercial product." No more getting those hands greased up with popcorn butter, y'all! Perhaps once the Popinator goes on sale, Popcorn, Indiana will work on a way to help us realize our lifelong dream of mainlining Cinnamon Sugar Kettlecorn into our bloodstream.