Pizza's got a brand new rag.

The Internet was inflamed and engorged with delight exactly one year ago today when that highly relatable Pizza Rat scampered into our hearts and minds like a viral virus. Now, by some incredible chronological coincidence, here comes another irresistible unit of universally sharable content! Check out this CRAZY video of a rag struggling to descend the subway stairs all the while burdened with a slice of pizza.

Man, that rag is all of us. Hopefully this isn't another one of Zardulu's elaborate pranks, right?

What's next, Pizza Flag?

UPDATE: As if on cue, this appears! Only in New York, right?

Donald Trump is a sociopathic walking catastrophe who must be stopped.