We already know that most people don't approve of eating on the subway, but this...this is different, to say the least. A tipster sent us the video below, which shows a man furiously licking his shoe on the 5 train last Wednesday around 9:30 p.m. Take a look:

You can read a poem written by the video uploader about the shoe licker here. This video certainly makes the subway spaghetti spat from last month seem practically normal in comparison. Maybe he's trying to get to the shoe's delicious tootsie roll center? We suppose we're just glad he wasn't trying to eat it.