Oh, SXSW. With the many things going on in Texas these days of course there was room for a little friendly competitive eating. And of course fallen hot dog idol Takeru Kobayshi was there to make your stomach seem inadequate. What, you think he just eats hamentashen now? Sit back and watch in horror as Kobayashi puts back a world-record 13 grilled cheese sandwiches in a minute:

Note that Kobayashi even ate an extra sandwich after the the timer buzzed on Sunday afternoon (and still looks absurdly skinny). But here's what we wonder: Is it still a grilled cheese sandwich if you've dunked it in water? Isn't that more of a soggy cheese sandwich?