Self-identifying Yelpers rank with bad tippers and people who make dozens of substitutions as the most irritating people to serve in a restaurant. Last night's South Park offered up one possible solution to put the scourge of internet peer reviews to rest: give their dishes a little extra seasoning, so to speak. Get yourself ready for some boogers and cum!

Trigger warning for anyone who fears restaurants adulterate their food if they send it back.

[h/t GrubStreet]