The annual holiday tradition of gathering around the television to watch wood burn just got even more enthralling. Just in time for Christmas, the fine folks at ApplegateFarms have given the world a BACON Yule Log video. [SPOILER ALERT] It shows bacon cooking on an open flame... for more than 30 minutes. Time to light some bacon candles, slip into your bacon pajamas, rub on your bacon cologne and laugh about how the media stoked a panic about a global bacon shortage that never happened. America, we've got bacon to BURN!

[Via Grub Street]