This is it fellow Americans, Starbucks has entered its sinister Phase Two of operations, which as far as we can tell from this photo begins with attaching itself to McDonald's, literally. Scouting NY spotted this combination Starbucks/McDonald's in College Point, Queens—which seems an unlikely place to root their flagship for world domination.
The company once warned the public: "Wait until you see the exciting changes we've got in store for you as part of our new Phase Two... you'll have no choice but to love it." Are you lovin' it? And are you also picturing a terrifying logo featuring Ronald McDonald with a mermaid tail?