Okay, fine. We know this is a gimmicky marketing stunt, but just look at the effort the publicist put into this pictogram! Jumping deftly aboard the Mel Gibson train wreck express, The Oak Room is now selling a cocktail named after the unhinged actor, who's currently starring in a series of increasingly disturbing phone calls recorded by his ex-girlfriend/mother of his baby daughter. The Mel Gibson is described as a "bi-polar cocktail" made with Van Gogh Vodka, Dutch Gin, vermouth, club soda, and pickled cocktail onion juice.

It costs $19, which considering Gibson's apparent money problems, is probably beyond his budget. According to the latest tape, the poor guy had to give up his Lakers box seats!