What's more depressing than paying $19 for a speciality cocktail? Paying $19 for a cocktail "inspired" by a social media website. Hyperallergic's editor Hrag Vartanian took this photo of the Mandarin Oriental's "Like Page" (GET IT) that features beauties like the "sipadvisor" and "brbon tumblr." But these all sound terrible, so check out our own internet-inspired creations.

MySpace Mojito

Rum, Five spearmint gum (muddled), really really simple, ugly syrup, Rupert Murdoch's spit, lime, twist of airbrushed t-shirt feat. Looney Tunes character.

Reddit Rickey

99 Bananas, Four Loko, Strawberries that Mom cut up for us, Stirred with headset used to play Call of Duty

Drudge Siren Screwdriver

TITO'S TEXAS VODKA, ORANGE JUICE—CALCIUM ADDED, KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE FLOAT, GLASS RIMMED WITH RON PAUL'S NAIL CLIPPINGS

AOL Trial Disc 'N Tonic

Free Gin, Gin that is free for the first 40 hours, Are you sure you don't want Free Gin?, Just sip the Free Gin and get started in minutes

HuffPo Hemingway

Exactly whatever Hemingway would drink, shaken by man with white beard who sort of looks like Ernest Hemingway saying, "You are all a lost generation." Drink quickly to prevent Patch mouth.