Did you drool over those Cinnabon Candy Canes? Are you a sucker for junk food promotional holiday tie-ins? Are you just not sure how you'll ever gain that Holiday Heft in time for your New Year's purge? If you answered yes to any of those questions—or just really like to gag over gross Frankenfood creations—here are five different holiday themed foodstuffs that should never have passed the testing phase.