<p>Still too many clothes </p>
<p>WHY IS HE DRINKING BEER? </p>
<p>The fire must be in his pants</p>
<p>The doctor says the<a href="http://gothamist.com/2012/05/31/bloomberg_announces_soda_ban_today.php">soda ban is good</a>!</p>
<p>All right, all right, all right, that better be some low-calorie wine spritzer in there</p>
<p>Beer and boobs</p>
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