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25 Photos Of People Who Don't Know How To Eat Pizza

(<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-141400222/stock-photo-beautiful-girl-eating-pizza-isolated-on-white-background.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-1-80">Shutterstock/violet blue</a>)


One slice at a time. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-27570673/stock-photo-eating-pizza.html?src=rQROtndpXEuS_o4cRF_3dA-12-95">Shutterstock/couperfield</a>)


She forgot the pizza was there. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-32511682/stock-photo-young-happy-woman-eating-pizza-isolated-on-white.html?src=rQROtndpXEuS_o4cRF_3dA-14-40">Shutterstock/Africa Studio</a>)



This is not how to eat pizza. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-39725578/stock-photo-the-cheerful-couple-eating-a-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-3-42">shutterstock/petrenko andriy</a>)


Your chin is not your mouth. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-60324436/stock-photo-woman-eating-pizza-on-white-background-smiling-looking-at-camera-portrait-of-young-mixed-asian.html?src=pd-photo-32511682-rQROtndpXEuS_o4cRF_3dA-2">Shutterstock/Ariwasabi</a>)


Your teeth are not your mouth. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-63760798/stock-photo-woman-eating-pizza-isolated-on-white.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-2-35">shutterstock/vgstudio</a>)



Your partner is not your mouth. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-88373116/stock-photo-pizza-time.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-2-34">shutterstock/altafulla</a>)


There is no reasonable explanation for there to be this much tomato sauce on this person's face. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-90057439/stock-photo-boy-eating-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-6-77">Shutterstock/er 09</a>)


Put the pie down. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-110501489/stock-photo-girl-eating-a-delicious-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-1-4">shutterstock/yuganov konstantin</a>)


Not quite. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-114579244/stock-photo-a-smiling-woman-near-her-lips-as-she-looks-at-the-camera.html?src=pd-photo-32511682-rQROtndpXEuS_o4cRF_3dA-4">Shutterstock/wavebreakmedia</a>)


You have two hands. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-133310234/stock-photo-young-man-eating-pizza-at-the-food-court-in-a-mall.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-1-17">Shutterstock/cameron whitman</a>


Not even close. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-147189986/stock-photo-little-girl-eating-pizza-on-white-background.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-3-91">shutterstock/wavebreakmedia</a>)



No. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-172361798/stock-photo-young-woman-eating-pizza-isolated-on-white.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-2-1">shutterstock/piotr mancinski</a>)


Kid, no, c'mon, this is embarrassing. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-152238491/stock-photo-lovely-blond-little-baby-girl-in-beautiful-white-dress-biting-on-piece-of-tasty-pizza-holding-it.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-4-33">shutterstock/cromary</a>)


Using a knife & fork is bad. Not actually cooking the oddly ambiguous pizza is probably worse. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-161380463/stock-photo-pretty-young-woman-eating-pizza.html?src=dt_last_search-5">shutterstock/ollyy</a>)


Aforementioned people recreating "Ghost" instead of eating pizza. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-171188318/stock-photo-young-couple-eating-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-5-44">shutterstock/denizo71</a>


Definitely no. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-179492312/stock-photo-young-happy-woman-eating-pizza-isolated-on-white.html?src=rQROtndpXEuS_o4cRF_3dA-11-87">Shutterstock/piotr marcinski</a>)


Haha, but no. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-187688228/stock-photo-beautiful-girl-eats-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-4-85">shutterstock/marcel jancovic</a>)



If pizza were soup, this might make sense. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-197334461/stock-photo-happy-woman-eating-tasty-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-3-11">shutterstock/piotr marcinski</a>)


Um. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-211526557/stock-photo-man-eating-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-3-65">shutterstock/toranico</a>)


This child is eating his napkin. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-212933566/stock-photo-cute-little-boy-eating-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-2-98">shutterstock/ianych</a>)


Dude, what are you doing. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-216397261/stock-photo-young-man-eating-pizza-cut-out.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-6-88">Shutterstock/air images</a>)


Pay attention to your pizza. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-217797748/stock-photo-beautiful-close-up-portrait-of-young-woman-eating-pizza-healthy-and-junk-food-concept-skin-care.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-6-56">Shutterstock/eugenia lucasenco</a>)


This confused person has tried to fit a whole slice into their mouth. Incorrect. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-208229497/stock-photo-greyhound-eating-pizza.html?src=4ehRUv5TTqONUdvhjMuujg-3-45">shutterstock/skabarcat</a>)



Go home kid, you're drunk. (<a href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-49412152/stock-photo-little-kid-eating-pizza-appetizing.html?src=rQROtndpXEuS_o4cRF_3dA-11-21">shutterstock/anelina</a>)